May 2012
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New Perspective On Shit: April: i also get bummed... →
Wisdom.
aprilandmillie:
April: i also get bummed that batman isn’t real April: like, why am i getting MORE into batman the older i get?! Millie: hahahaha Millie: i hear you Millie: i’m pissed that Dave TV from the david lee roth “california girls” video isn’t real and i can’t get a job there April: hahahaha …
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April 2012
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WatchI hate this so much.
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March 2012
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David.
My name is Brandon Vaughn. One time I did this lady told me that I “looked like a David.” My name isn’t David. It’s Brandon. David Vaughn probably is some other guy. Actually, David Vaughn is this guy. Most people named David are nice and well liked people. I would probably have more friends if my name was David. I could probably change my name to David but that would require paperwork...
Ten Second Play
Me: What you're saying is very mean.
Her: You're mistaking "mean" with "true."
Me: I will do everything I can to make sure you die in a fire.
BOOK REVIEW OF SOMEONE ELSE'S BOOK...REVIEW
ladybroblog:
by Lisa Beth Johnson
In Los Angeles, what you’re seen reading is just as important as what you learn from reading, except more so. That’s why I decided to scope out a coffee shop known for attracting the local see-and-be-sceners. There are two types of people here: the ones sitting at tables absorbed in their work, and the ones waiting in line to sit down and look absorbed in...
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ladybroblog:
by Lisa Beth Johnson
“The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.” by Steve Martin
[[MORE]]The independent bookstore is where books dumbly sit on shelves, waiting to get shot out of the sky by technology like a flock of paper Passenger Pigeons.
Everyone in this…
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My mom thinks I might be gay apparently
Justin Decker is hilarious. Follow him on tumblr and on Twitter and in real life.
jddecker:
A few months back I created a fake Facebook profile for Devin ‘The Dude’ Copeland who is a bizarre rapper from Texas. I created the profile so that I could be in an ironic relationship with him. My mother thought it might be real and is worried about me, here is the email she sent:
February 2012
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Watchbarbaragray:
This is a joke of mine they featured on Huffington Post! They named the other one “Unexpected Diet”. I have a lot of unexpected themed jokes!
courtingcomedy:
Courting Sketchfest: Barbara Gray. Unexpected Love.
BOOK REVIEW OF SOMEONE ELSE'S BOOK...REVIEW
ladybroblog:
by Lisa Beth Johnson
The secret to writing a successful book review of someone else’s book is to really come to understand the person reading that book. Last week I reviewed an old man reading a dirty wad of money. For a moment, I climbed into that man’s skin and walked around in his shoes. Afterwards, it felt like I’d contracted scabies and a foot fungus, so this week I’ve...
You: Hey, Brandon. Do you ever talk about anything else besides the tv show "Justified?"
Me: No and go fuck yourself.
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