January 2010
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WatchI want to go to there. Good job, SNL. Sorry that HULU makes you sit through such an awful ad first…
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“Barnacles” by Ugly Casanova. You...
Dear Everyone From My Hometown,
The answer to your questions is “Yes.” Even though I have only been here in Los Angeles pursuing my comedy goals for a total of seven weeks now, I am happy to report that I am now a completely brilliant stand up and a huge star. I have been successful at every attempted endeavor with no setbacks in the slightest. I am currently the head writer for 30 Rock, Community and AMC’s...
I wish my laundromat had a therapist. That way I could wash away soils and stains from my clothes AS WELL as my brain. He could be paid in quarters by slipping them into the pockets of his cliche tweet blazer.
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“Truck” by The Octopus Project. If...
Cat Power and Dirty 3 - “Great Waves.”...
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I’ve decided I need a coke problem. That way atleast there would be a reason for my constant insomia.
I promise you will like this. ”Ben and...
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“I would appreciate it if we can all please stop using the term...”
– My brain.
“Ice Age” by Joy Division.
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I need to get a new hobby. Something more productive to do with my time besides “Not Having Any Of My Phone Calls/Text Messeges/Emails Responded To By Anyone I Know,” and “Sitting In The Bathtube Using Only My Tears To Keep The Water Warm.” Maybe I’ll try something super masculine like making my own organic, vegan, gluten-free salad dressing. Suck it, life!
To Steam! The Element of The Future!
Check this out right now, and then toast…TO THE FUTURE!!!
oldomensandportents:
As a cosmopolitan and enlightened man of scholarly pursuits I am always inclined to attend an Exposition, whenever the opportunity is afforded me. So many marvelous exhibit to behold! A wax cylinder capable of capturing the voices of the dead, so that loved-ones may converse with the spirit realm at their...
I have been listening to this tune on repeat for...
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