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Brandon Vaughn.
I live in Los Angeles and attempt comedy things and these is my dumbz.
~ Sunday, April 29 ~
~ Monday, April 23 ~
~ Saturday, April 21 ~
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~ Friday, April 13 ~
Slayer “Reign in Blood” Cabernet Sauvignon
werd.com, werd.comIf you know the deal with thrash-speed-death metal pioneers Slayer, you also know that few if any of their fans drink wine. Fact is, this Reign In Blood cabernet should really be actual human blood and instead of a pricetag of a mere…
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~ Sunday, April 8 ~
My dearest Portland. I have never been in you but I have heard you are a delightful town despite your tropical climate and werewolf problem. I’ll be belly button deep up in your dirty brown bubble guts next weekend as a part of the Bridgetown Comedy Festival and I look forward to us finding out what each other’s necks smell like while hugging. Mine smells like bourbon and baby powder. What does YOUR neck smell like, Portland? I’ll bet it smells like Christmas. Thick, sweaty, leathery Christmas. Come on out to these shows, Portland. I need your secrets.
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like teenage gravity
Kasey Anderson is a nice boy and his band makes nice music.
“Like Teenage Gravity”
This song first appeared on Nowhere Nights, then it was covered by Counting Crows for their album, Underwater Sunshine (out Tuesday), and then we covered their cover of our song for our new record, Let the Bloody Moon Rise.
Incidentally, today is the last day you’ll be able to donate to the making of Let the Bloody Moon Rise, should you choose to do so.
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~ Wednesday, April 4 ~
~ Thursday, March 22 ~
David.
My name is Brandon Vaughn. One time I did this lady told me that I “looked like a David.” My name isn’t David. It’s Brandon. David Vaughn probably is some other guy. Actually, David Vaughn is this guy. Most people named David are nice and well liked people. I would probably have more friends if my name was David. I could probably change my name to David but that would require paperwork and I have bad penmanship. Sometimes I get too sad to sleep.
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~ Wednesday, March 21 ~
Ten Second Play
- Me: What you're saying is very mean.
- Her: You're mistaking "mean" with "true."
- Me: I will do everything I can to make sure you die in a fire.
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~ Monday, March 19 ~
OGRE MAGE — LADY OF THE LAND. Best Nerd Rock music video, ever. I love you fucking nerds so goddamned much.
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BOOK REVIEW OF SOMEONE ELSE’S BOOK…REVIEW
by Lisa Beth Johnson
In Los Angeles, what you’re seen reading is just as important as what you learn from reading, except more so. That’s why I decided to scope out a coffee shop known for attracting the local see-and-be-sceners. There are two types of people here: the ones sitting at tables absorbed in their work, and the ones waiting in line to sit down and look absorbed in their work. For some people, this is the only work they know, and it can be grueling.
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~ Tuesday, March 6 ~
~ Monday, March 5 ~
LADY-BRO.com: BOOK REVIEW OF SOMEONE ELSE'S BOOK...REVIEW
by Lisa Beth Johnson
“The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.” by Steve Martin
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~ Thursday, March 1 ~
My mom thinks I might be gay apparently
Justin Decker is hilarious. Follow him on tumblr and on Twitter and in real life.
A few months back I created a fake Facebook profile for Devin ‘The Dude’ Copeland who is a bizarre rapper from Texas. I created the profile so that I could be in an ironic relationship with him. My mother thought it might be real and is worried about me, here is the email she sent:
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