This is where I put stuff on the internet for looking at with eyeballs don’t make a big deal about it.Tumblr (3.0; @brandonvaughn)http://brandonvaughn.net/<a href="http://favstar.fm/users/Brandamonium/recent">I'm on Twitter, you lucky bald headed scalawags.</a>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/18193269774http://brandonvaughn.net/post/18193269774Fri, 24 Feb 2012 08:55:52 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwirglmXs1qg1lcbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/18175041082http://brandonvaughn.net/post/18175041082Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:16:25 -0800<embed src="http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/flash/fmpv3/RooftopPlayerEmbedded.swf" bgcolor="#161513" flashvars="baseURL=http://www.rooftopcomedy.com&clipCode=UnexpectedLove" width="448" height="292" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://barbaragray.tumblr.com/post/18137663387/this-is-a-joke-of-mine-they-featured-on-huffington" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">barbaragray</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is a joke of mine they featured on Huffington Post! They named the other one “Unexpected Diet”. I have a lot of unexpected themed jokes!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://courtingcomedy.tumblr.com/post/17994433597/courting-sketchfest-barbara-gray-unexpected" target="_blank">courtingcomedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Courting Sketchfest: Barbara Gray. Unexpected Love. </p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/18138380333http://brandonvaughn.net/post/18138380333Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:35:07 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrjppoUlA1qj0196o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrjppoUlA1qj0196o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/18046317977http://brandonvaughn.net/post/18046317977Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:14:35 -0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.lady-bro.com/post/17771054452/book-review-of-someone-elses-book-review" target="_blank">ladybroblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>by Lisa Beth Johnson</strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjri2Pf8e1r5ykeq.jpg"/><br/></strong></p> <p>The secret to writing a successful book review of someone else’s book is to really come to understand the person reading that book. Last week I reviewed an old man reading a dirty wad of money. For a moment, I climbed into that man’s skin and walked around in his shoes. Afterwards, it felt like I’d contracted scabies and a foot fungus, so this week I’ve decided to review the book of a much cleaner person: my boyfriend.</p> <p><a href="http://www.lady-bro.com/post/17771054452/book-review-of-someone-elses-book-review" target="_blank">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17772360944http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17772360944Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:40:41 -0800You: Hey, Brandon. Do you ever talk about anything else besides the tv show "Justified?"<br /> Me: No and go fuck yourself. <br /> <br /> ~fin~http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17663239872http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17663239872Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:53:13 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeo896aBe1qaa32ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>4. Kill yourself.</p>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17625997805http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17625997805Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:07:21 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqmr8SjuV1qcshfpo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.dandringle.com/post/17613279977/today-is-valentines-day-do-you-know-what-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dandringle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Today is Valentine’s Day!</strong></p> <p>Do you know what that means?  </p> <p>It means that today is your chance to prove to the woman you love how much she means to you and how sorry you are to to prove to her that she can trust you regardless of how much you’ve hurt her in the past.  Valentine’s Day is your last chance and it had better be perfect.</p> <p>Is it going to be enough?  It isn’t.</p> <p>A diamond tennis bracelet won’t make her move forward and act like nothing happened.  It did happen.  It will have always happened.  You don’t get to rewind.  You don’t get to erase.  You did what you did and she knows.</p> <p>Is the finest dinner at the fanciest restaurant going to mean much after the maitre ‘d calls her by your whore’s name?  Is the foie gras as rich as those lies you’ve forced down her throat?  Buttery enough to make her forget how bitter shame tastes?  It isn’t.</p> <p><span>Is the most expensive wine enough to make up for wasting the time that’s been your life together?  Is that expensive Pinot Noir going to </span>give her back the youth you stole?  It won’t.</p> <p>Her humiliation will always be there, like the scar from a skinned knee or the carpet wine stain that won’t come up.  Not even with <a href="http://www.oxiclean.com/" target="_blank">OxiClean</a>.</p> <p>All the gourmet artisan chocolates in the world won’t fill the whole you’ve left in her heart.  No amount of Belgian genache will smooth away all those lines carved in her forehead waiting up for you while you were out all night snorting OxyContin and depositing squirting your disrespect inside the stink trough of one of many anonymous day time Cracker Barrel waitresses.  </p> <p><strong>Or perhaps those chocolates were just meant to fatten her up so you don’t feel guilty admitting she hasn’t made your greasy little pig prick hard since before <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Kktmzk8us" target="_blank">“Ally McBeal”</a> went off the air.</strong></p> <p>This Valentine’s Day just sign the divorce papers and move out already.  If you ever loved her you would let her move on.</p> <p>This year, give the most unforgettable woman in your life the most unforgettable Valentine’s Day gift she’ll ever receive and the one thing she wants most of all.</p> <p>And put a bullet right in your fucking mouth.</p> <p><a href="http://blog.totallyannette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/anal-prolapse.jpg" target="_self">This rose is for you</a>.</p> <p>- Dan Dringle</p> <p><img height="248" src="http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/1088/valentineo.jpg" width="183"/></p></blockquote>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17613578528http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17613578528Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:14:30 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzczu8vrrB1qaa32ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Doing some real important work over there on Twitter.</p>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17582456205http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17582456205Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:22:56 -0800@brandamoniumtwitter is stupidyou are stupidralph feinnes is stupid<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpg7q2Z6n1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17523715498http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17523715498Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:58:17 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2ydvCYji1qanm80o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/17274797078/advice-ron-swanson-tastefullyoffensive-via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>advice ron swanson</p> <p>[<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/17267033290/via" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/02/ron-swanson-is-the-riddler-also-dispenses-advice/" target="_blank">via</a>]</p></blockquote>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17289737444http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17289737444Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:16:06 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyz64dyAVm1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gifmovie.tumblr.com/post/17157532290/atmosphere-of-jupiter" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gifmovie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Atmosphere of Jupiter. <a href="http://gifmovie.tumblr.com/tagged/science" title="Space Universe GIFs" target="_blank">More science GIFs.</a></p></blockquote>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17177517554http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17177517554Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:39:48 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyy1btlqBF1qaa32ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SOUTHERN PEOPLE GO SEE MY FRIENDS TELL JOKES IN YOUR TOWN!</p>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17121800740http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17121800740Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:31:05 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxvkm7bQD1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/17114200820/patriots-vs-giants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2012/02/giants-vs-patriots-pinup.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SuperPunch+%28Super+Punch%29" target="_blank">Patriots vs. Giants</a></p></blockquote>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17115856382http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17115856382Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:52:48 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyp8npDH2d1qdrcyyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyp8npDH2d1qdrcyyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyp8npDH2d1qdrcyyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyp8npDH2d1qdrcyyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>How fast do you think those bullets will be when they’re heading back at you?</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Raylan Givens vs. Robert Quarles is going to be the best thing that ever even did was even have did happen.</p>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17063237827http://brandonvaughn.net/post/17063237827Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:17:05 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxp7oxqrd81qeewybo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16961986008http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16961986008Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:54:13 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyogr1Lo2N1qd9dz2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>TAKING BUBBLE BATHS WITH MY LEGO RAYLAN GIVENS!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/16828804446/timothy-olyphant-on-fresh-air-raylan-givens-by" target="_blank">nprfreshair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.npr.org/2011/03/28/134629395/timothy-olyphant-justified-in-laying-down-the-law" target="_blank">Timothy Olyphant on Fresh Air</a></p> <p>Raylan Givens (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bruceywan/6039349057/in/photostream" target="_blank">bruceywan</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16839923722http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16839923722Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:56:34 -0800JUSTIFIEDraylan givenskilling shit with guns like a<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymz2hdOQe1qaa32ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can’t stop looking at Freddie Mercury’s dick.</p>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16787418913http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16787418913Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:08:41 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyj6mhM34J1qaa32ao1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>SCIENCE FACT OF SCIENCE - Joseph Gordon-Levitt cums angels.</p>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16660448147http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16660448147Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:01:29 -0800FACTi am a scientist<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydjurW02D1qdw2l3o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16551567766http://brandonvaughn.net/post/16551567766Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:09:29 -0800